HAPPY FEET!

You know you're close friends with someone when they call you a slut and you laugh and it really does encourage you to update your xanga. Valerie, I LOVE YOU! haha

Don't stop talking to one of you closest friends because you don't have a cell phone or some other stupid reason that I no longer remember. It makes life really hard. Once you make everthing up though, it's amazing!

So i've gone to the doctor (well, a few different doctors) 7 times in the past month, and i'm not done for the month. My sister says I should become a professional sick person. If you could get paid for sleeping and having to go to the doctor, I would have millions!

Thanksgiving is next week. That's kind of cool. I sort of forgot about it. It is not my favorite holiday. I am excited about Valentine's Day though. Oh, and Happy Feet comes out today. Yes, my boyfriend pre-ordered tickets.

YAY for Burger King Slurpees!!!

Currently Listening Apologies to the Queen Mary By Wolf Parade see related

SO i've been in my apartment for just over a month now....

1. I still don't have a couch.

2. I still haven't had a big party. (BUT i've had small ones.)

3. I still get locked in the bathroom.

4. I still don't make dinner more than once a week.

5. I still haven't been to the city with my friends.

6. I HAVE had pocker nights on Thursdays.

7. I HAVE watched guys drink their own pee.

8. I HAVE filled my car with guys and driven them down a bumpy road.

9. I HAVE watched Gone In 60 Seconds four times.

10. I HAVE taken full advantage of being able to leave whenever the heck I want!

I went to visit my parents in their new, old house. Its soo peaceful, its almost scary. I wish I had pictures of it with me, but I don't. The people across the street have roosters that crow at all hours of the day, and I do mean ALL. The neighbors are overly friendly. My mom and I had to drive 30 minutes away to find a WALMART.

Here are pictures of what goes on...

Yeah, Don't ask questions, just laugh!

EDIT: YAY JESSICA HAS A JOB! WITH RACHEL!! AND KAYDEE AND ASHLEY M! YAY!! We all work at PUMP IT UP together! We get to play with kids all day! It's like the new discovery zone! how fun! Rachel and I got hired pretty much on the spot... which was at arbys! haha, The owner/manager lady was out to lunch so we called her and she said to come fill out applications at arbys and so we did and she hired us! yay! PRAISE GOD!

If you find a large brown flip flop... it's mine... could you please return it to me.

If you find a tall, good looking, navy boy who wears glasses and drives a fairly new black impala and likes to play golf... back off.... he's mine too... well not really but we have been friends since as long as I can remember! AND if you do happen to stumble upon him, do let me know cause he should be back in Virginia. (Virginia is for lovers you know. hehehe) 

If you see the new DOONEY bag thats white with colored stars on it, its mine... if its black, its Miranda's! hehe.

DO spray your windshield with glitter... it's so pretty!

DON'T let your friends put "i'm (heart) (arrow up) mainence" on your back window, "i'm bootyfull" and "i'm tall" with complementary stick figure, on your other windows, unless you are ready to come out side chilis and find a group of guys gathered behind your car and answer their questions.

DO go starbucks and get to know the guys that work there because they will hook you up!

DON'T give them your number as a tip!

DO go to the mall in the afternoons.

DON'T go after 7 on Saturdays cause it's like walking around a middle school or something annoying.

DO call your ex youth minister all hours of the day to ask him questions.

DON'T call him at all hours of the night for stupid things. oopsy haha. "can you do something about the air traffic?"

HAPPY EARLY BIRTHDAY MY SISTER ASHLEY! Remember when we were goofy? haha. I LOVE YOU!

Currently Listening Heavier Things By John Mayer see related

WELL.... Don't go see King Kong unless you have plenty of time and can sit still for OVER 3 HOURS. OK? Don't say I didn't warn you.

So yes, I saw king kong today with a bunch of guys. haha. That was probably the highlight of the movie, getting to say I saw it with guys. Which is sad but true.

Caleb was in town last week! YAY. A bunch of us hung out with him at Panera last thursday afternoon. That day I also played Halo 2 with Rachel Fry and Jay. That was fun. Then I remember going to the park with Miranda Jay and Jaxon and FREEZING MY BEHIND off cause there was ice on the swing. Then Friday Ashley and I went to Caleb's graduation! YAY FOR CALEB GRADUATING! I almost cried.

VALERIE LIVES IN CEDAR HILL AGAIN! This makes me soo happy you don't even understand. We went to look for jobs together yesterday.... meaning i've turned in applications! I'm finally on the road to freedom again. SWEET JESUS.

I feel like I haven't talked about Miranda enough... Miranda and I are amazing... when we go to chilis we have like 4 or 5 waiters. lol. chilis to us is like the average persons wendys or something.

On a somewhat serious note... I completely adore John Mayer... like seriously.... hes so talented and good looking and funny and one of my goals for 2006 is to meet him. Hopefully I will be as successful with my 2006 goals as my 2005 resolutions. They were to lose weight before spring break which i did very well with that one, and the other I won't say but I will let you know that I stuck with it.

~Jessica~ Future Victoria Secret Model         (Thats for you Larry! lol) 

NOTE: The background picture is of Nemian Marcus in downtown Dallas. Isn't it pretty! I love it! I don't know how christmasy butterflies are but hey, its still pretty.